The fact that these aren’t too R-rated makes them even more fun. Someone asked people to name the funniest thing they’ve experienced while GETTING-IT-ON. Here are the highlights . . .
1. Someone’s Google Home speaker responded and said, “I don’t understand your request.”
2. A guy squeezed his wife’s boob. And just then, a train went by and blasted its horn.
3. A guy’s pet cockatiel had learned to mimic his mother-in-law’s laugh and kept doing it. The husband eventually stopped and said, “I can’t do this with your mother laughing at me.”
4. A couple was on the couch fully naked when the girl’s father showed up. He didn’t know they were naked, because they pulled a blanket up high. But then he sat and made chit-chat for over an hour.
5. A guy blew his knee out switching positions. It wasn’t funny for him. He had to have surgery. But his wife couldn’t stop laughing.
6. This one happened after: Someone’s sleep app was turned on recording them, and they realized it flagged the noise as “Animal Sounds.”
7. A guy said, “I’ll be right back” and left the room. Then at the exact same time, they both heard each other audibly pass gas.
8. A guy accidentally made a noise that sounded exactly like Chewbacca.
(Warning: A lot of other ones on Reddit aren’t so PG!)
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