A Burglar Left a “Large Bowel Movement” in Someone’s Toilet

And I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite . . .

Cops near Toronto got a call on Saturday about a break-in.  The person stole jewelry, clothing, sunglasses, and prescription meds.

But they also left something behind . . . a big old DUMP.  (!!!)

The homeowners walked into their bathroom and found a, quote, “large bowel movement” in their toilet.  So the burglar used their bathroom, and didn’t even have the courtesy to flush.

It’s not clear if they flushed it before police could collect a DNA sample.  But it turned out they didn’t need one.

Three days later, cops spotted a 22-year-old woman walking around in the victim’s clothes.  So a WOMAN did it.  She’s facing charges for breaking and entering, and possessing stolen property.

(CTV News)