You need 270 electoral votes to win the election. But people online are having fun listing campaign promises that would help a candidate win ALL the electoral votes. (There are 538 total.)
It’s a stupid meme thing, so none of this is happening. But here are some of the best answers we’ve seen . . .
1. Promising to make all fast-food places serve breakfast all day.
2. Pledging to bring back original movie ideas, not just remakes and sequels.
3. Banning “your item just shipped” alerts when it’s really just “label created.”
4. Shoes stay on at all TSA checkpoints.
5. Banning those super-bright L.E.D. headlights that blind you at night.
6. Forcing TV shows to have at least 22 episodes per season again.
7. Just drop this line: “I don’t know who created ‘hawk tuah,” but I’m trying to figure out how to get everyone to WALK TUAH the polls.”
(BuzzFeed)
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