HIGHLIGHTS: A greased-up naked guy got arrested on a trampoline in Florida last Friday. He was covered in wheel-bearing grease and peppermint oil, and was trying to break into houses. Cops think he was on drugs.
FULL STORY: Here’s one guy who didn’t have a “Good Friday” last week: Cops in Florida got a call around 2:00 A.M. Friday morning about a guy breaking into houses in a suburb of Orlando called DeBary.
The guy’s name is Blake Tokman, and he’s 34. He smashed a window trying to break into someone’s home. Then he left and tried to break into a second house.
But here’s where things got fun: When police arrived, Blake was fully GREASED UP and NAKED. It turned out he’d covered himself in wheel-bearing grease and peppermint oil. (???)
He tried to run away and jumped in someone’s swimming pool . . . then climbed out of the pool and hopped on their TRAMPOLINE.
Police arrested him ON the trampoline, which wasn’t easy because he was so slippery. Thankfully, he didn’t have a chance to do any naked jumping.
A cop’s chest-cam got the whole thing on video. The grease and oil made a weird paste, and they thought it was toothpaste at first.
They’re pretty sure he was on something, but he wouldn’t say what. He’s facing a bunch of charges, including two counts of burglary.
(WKMG)
(Here’s the video. Careful! F-bombs at :35 and 2:14, and an S-word at 2:44.)
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