Flying this summer? Some tips from the men and women who take care of you on the plane.
• We have a list of every passenger’s full name and seat number. Sometimes when we’re bored we’ll google you.
• No matter what stupid thing you saw or read about online, getting a ‘free seat upgrade’ is a no 99% of the time.
• When flight attendants greet you as you step on the plane they’re doing two things: 1. Checking to see if you’re drunk/stoned, and 2. Checking to see if you’re strong/buff, so in the event of an emergency they can tap you in if need be.
• Always wipe down your tray table. They are never cleaned or sanitized between flights.
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