You don’t HAVE to be high on something to break into a CBD shop, but it sure sounds like this guy was on SOMETHING . . .
A young man in Wichita, Kansas robbed a CBD store early Friday morning . . . after kicking in a window. He was wearing FLIP-FLOPS at the time.
And instead of grabbing everything he could get his hands on, he only stole a “half-used bottle of Febreze.” (???)
It’s unclear WHY . . . whether he was planning on huffing it, or if he needed to unleash a potent bowel movement, and wanted to cover the odor.
The police caught up with him about 10 minutes later, and arrested him. They found the bottle of Febreze on him, and nothing else.
(KAKE)
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