Some say New York City is the BEST city for artists . . . for New Year’s Eve celebrations . . . for public transportation . . . or even for just going out to brunch. And now, it’s also the best city for VAMPIRES.
The vampire experts at LawnLove.com . . . (???) . . . conducted a “study” to determine the best places for vampires based on 17 factors, including the number of warm bodies . . . blood centers . . . slaughterhouses . . . casket suppliers . . . homes with basements . . . and “vampire-friendly clubs.”
They also looked at local deterrents, like “average percentage of sunshine” . . . Christian churches . . . herb and spice shops . . . and garlic festivals.
In the end, they found the BEST city for vampires is: New York City.
(They didn’t say which borough, but Eddie Murphy might suggest BROOKLYN.)
The rest of the Top 10 best cities are: Chicago . . . Columbus, Ohio . . . Philadelphia . . . Los Angeles . . . Houston . . . Portland, Oregon . . . Madison, Wisconsin . . . Seattle . . . and Omaha, Nebraska.
They included a whopping 500 cities, and at the very bottom . . . the WORST places for vampires are seven cities in Arizona, including Yuma, Flagstaff, Peoria, and Buckeye, which was dead last. (It must be all the sun there.)
The rest of the 10 worst are: Odessa, Texas . . . Rancho Cordova, California . . . and Sparks, Nevada.
As random as this “study” is . . . even during Halloween season . . . it has a purpose. They say they’re promoting it to encourage blood donations during the national shortage.
(LawnLove.com has the full ranking, so you can find your city.)
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