Well, stick a fork in this relationship. Actually . . . too late.
Cops near Augusta, Georgia got a call about a domestic dispute Sunday night. Unfortunately, there’d been a stabbing.
The victim was in the middle of a big argument with his on-again, off-again girlfriend when things turned physical . . . she grabbed a fork . . . and stabbed him in the BUTT with it.
She told police she just “poked his butt,” but he described it as a full-on stabbing. Thankfully, it sounds like he’ll survive. (???)
They could have arrested her for assault. But she left, and the boyfriend decided not to press charges.
Cops say they advised the man on how to get a temporary restraining order.
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