Axe Body Spray Prevents Sheep from Fighting
If it turns out this works on humans, the makers of Axe Body Spray might be preventing a LOT of drunken brawls. "The Wall Street Journal" just did a big write-up on how farmers have started using Axe Body Spray to prevent male sheep from fighting. (???) Someone realized the smell is so strong, it masks the r...
Apr 17, 2024
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A Burglar Left a "Large Bowel Movement" in Someone's Toilet
And I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite . . . Cops near Toronto got a call on Saturday about a break-in. The person stole jewelry, clothing, sunglasses, and prescription meds. But they also left something behind . . . a big old DUMP. (!!!) The homeowners walked into their bathroom and found a, quote, "...
Apr 12, 2024
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Grocery Shopping on an Empty Stomach Will Cost You $26 Per Trip
They say you should never drive on E, and never shop for groceries on E. (That's EMPTY of course . . . not Ecstasy . . . although the same goes for that.) New data shows that grocery shopping on an empty stomach costs you an extra $26 per trip, on average. From personal experience that seems LOW . . . when I'm hungry,...
Apr 12, 2024
It's Been 30 Years Since O.J.'s Notorious Bronco Chase . . . Do You Remember These 10 Things from 1994?
O.J. Simpson has died . . . and that made us think back to the notorious slow-speed white Bronco chase, which was on EVERY TV back in June of 1994. Incredibly, that was 30 YEARS AGO. Here are 10 other things from the spring of 1994, which really demonstrate how long ago that was. If you even remember them at all. (L...
Apr 12, 2024
A Guy in a Car Chase Tried to "Thelma & Louise" It Off a Cliff but Survived
Five bucks says someone in this guy's life tells him, "You can't do ANYTHING right." 56-year-old Roger Foster lives in The Villages in Florida. But he was in Long Island, New York on Monday when he got into a high-speed chase with the cops. They responded to a domestic incident after he allegedly went to his...
Apr 11, 2024
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15 Random Signs You're an Old Person Now
Gen Z loves reminding the rest of us how OLD we are . . . Someone asked people to name random signs you're officially "old" now. For example, we found out last year no one dances with their hands in the air anymore. (???) Here are a few more signs you're old . . . 1. You eat Tums like candy. 2. You still...
Apr 11, 2024
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A Museum Fired an Employee for Hanging Up His Own Painting
I'd tell this guy "don't quit your day job," but he doesn't have one now. A museum in Germany announced they had to fire an employee after he hung up one of his OWN paintings in their modern art section. He's 51 and described as a former "technician" at the museum. They say he was hoping it might ...
Apr 10, 2024
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A Man Was Arrested for Having Sex . . . with an 82-Year-Old Woman's Toyota Avalon
A 52-year-old man in North Carolina named Walter McCray has finally been arrested . . . after he had a years-long affair with . . . a woman's 2008 Toyota Avalon. Yes, it was a case of "mechanophilia" . . . a sexual attraction to machines or vehicles. The victim was an 82-year-old woman. She said several yea...
Apr 10, 2024
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What's the Grossest Thing Your Partner Does . . . But You Accept?
Do you have to deal with a partner picking their nose . . . without even trying to be discreet about it? Do they bite their nails? Are they one of those people who "forgets" to flush the toilet? People on social media are talking about the GROSSEST things their partner does . . . that they've just come to a...
Apr 10, 2024
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A Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support . . . So He Tried Faking His Own Death
If you watch enough movies, it may seem reasonable to "fake your own death" to get out of any problems you're dealing with. But there's a LOT more to it than NEVER BEING SEEN again. A 39-year-old man in Kentucky named Jesse Kipf has just admitted to attempting to fake his own death . . . and he gave it a LOT...
Apr 09, 2024
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