A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend in the Butt with a Fork
Well, stick a fork in this relationship. Actually . . . too late. Cops near Augusta, Georgia got a call about a domestic dispute Sunday night. Unfortunately, there'd been a stabbing. The victim was in the middle of a big argument with his on-again, off-again girlfriend when things turned physical . . . she grabbed a ...
Apr 25, 2024
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You Can Now Buy Your Own Flamethrowing Robot Dog for $10,000
I guess guard dogs are obsolete now, because this is even more intimidating . . . Robot dogs with FLAMETHROWERS attached to their head are now something you can buy. (???) A company called Throwflame is selling one called the "Thermonator" for $9,400. You operate it over WiFi or Bluetooth with a remote cont...
Apr 25, 2024
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A Middle Schooler Assaulted Another Kid . . . with a Stanley Cup?
There was a time a few months back, when people thought so highly of Stanley mugs, that some people were wondering whether it would make them less valuable to take them out of the packaging. Now, they're weapons. A 13-year-old middle school student in Pennsylvania has been accused of launching an unprovoked attack aga...
Apr 23, 2024
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Do You Really Have to Wash Shredded Cheese Before Eating It?
Have you ever noticed the dusty stuff on packaged shredded cheese? It's always there . . . whether you see it or not . . . and it's an anti-caking agent. It keeps the shreds from sticking and lumping together. Different companies use different methods. Kraft uses cornstarch . . . Tillamook uses potato starch . . . S...
Apr 23, 2024
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A Man Pulled a Gun on a Fast-Food Worker, Who Refused to Accept Drugs as Payment
Some places don't accept American Express . . . some don't accept cash . . . and THIS PLACE didn't accept METH. A 40-year-old man in Colorado named Eugene Robertson was found guilty of multiple charges . . . including a bizarre interaction at a Burger King in 2022. He'd gone through the drive-thru . . . and offered to ...
Apr 23, 2024
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12% of People Have Had Their Mouths "Washed Out with Soap"
Most people have PROBABLY heard parents say, "Watch your mouth, or I'll wash it out with soap." But is it just an idle threat these days? A poll asked people if they've ever actually had their parents follow through with washing their mouth out with soap, and about 12% of people said YES. They didn't break i...
Apr 22, 2024
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A Woman Was Caught at an Airport with 56 Pounds of Marijuana in Her Luggage?
If this lady was headed for a wild 4/20 party, this is really gonna harsh their buzz . . . A 21-year-old woman named Kierra Carter was arrested this past Sunday at Memphis International Airport, after she was caught carrying 56 POUNDS of pot in her checked luggage. Now, I know what you're thinking: 56 pounds? Was she...
Apr 20, 2024
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A Woman Accidentally Put a Photo of Miley Cyrus on Her Resumé
Have you ever applied for a job and THEN noticed a typo on your resumé? 21-year-old Claire Schmitt has been searching for gigs while she finishes up at Chapman University in California. And she recently applied to four jobs before catching a pretty glaring mistake on her resumé. Near the bottom of the se...
Apr 20, 2024
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Oops! Tim Hortons Told Thousands of People They Won a $40,000 Boat
Tim Hortons will have to sell a LOT of coffee to pay for this if it happens . . . A guy in Canada named Darren Stewart-Jones got an email from Tim Hortons on Wednesday telling him he'd won a $40,000 FISHING BOAT. It was the grand prize in a contest they've been running called "Roll Up to Win". As you'd imagi...
Apr 20, 2024
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A Man Is Being Harassed . . . with Endless Pizza?
When you were a kid, did you ever play that prank where you ordered a pizza and had it sent to someone's house? Well, this is how you take that prank . . . to the EXTREME. There's a guy in Canada named Justin Rybicki, and he's being harassed by ENDLESS pizza deliveries. It's been happening for the last six months, and...
Apr 17, 2024
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